Hell to the N-O. It will be a record-setting, world’s tallest waterslide. It’s currently being built at the Schlitterbahn Kansas City Waterpark and they’re calling it Verruckt, which means insane in German. Sheisa. Could you do this slide and not poop your pants? My vag hurts just thinking about the vajedgie this thing would leave you with. (via Gawker)
According to Winona Ryder, it very well may be a done deal! And the best part of it all? MICHAEL KEATON WILL BE BACK TOO! He is by FAR one of my all time favorite actors, but this can either be genius, or really sad. We have to hope for genius since Michael won’t do shitty work. So, it’s not gonna go back in time, but pick up a few decades later. Yes, Tim Burton is directing. FML!!