Whomever the genius is who gave Trump a “gay voice” is my hero. Same speech, same smug attitude, same BS spewing from his tiny, tight lipped hole, but with waaaay more savoir-faire.
In the state of the world as it is today, watching this precious angel give this dance at the mall, his all, is just what our souls need. Enjoy.
I mean, could we ask for anything more? Mariah Carey in a suit of armor wielding a cross bow? OMG. I foresee a lot of Doritos and Dr. Pepper being set aside for a little fiddle after gamers get a look at this. Kate Upton, your bra has been filled. #GameofWar
OF COURSE Cindy Crawford would birth the world’s next supermodel! I mean, that face, that pout, that glare, she is a STAR! This is Kaia’s debut in Vogue Italia and she hit the nail on the head. She may be just 13 years of age, but she’s ready for her close up indeed. Sidebar: she’s just gotten signed to the juggernaut IMG Models, natch.