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Español We Can All Ride Courtney Stodden’s New Lips Down a Lazy River
But did she really have to go this big? I am sure she will be hearing that sentence for a long time coming. Courtney Stodden recently went to Dr. Paul Nassif, Adrienne Maloof’s ex-hubby from the Real Housewives franchise, and got herself a new trout pout. Now, I will say this: Dr. Paul did a great job, just not on her little face. It makes me sad that she feels she has to do this. I know some of you would say, “maybe she likes all of this stuff and it makes her happy”. Maybe so, but at 19? Too many shenanigans, too soon.
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Jennifer Lawrence for Dior Is Breathtaking
Like, I’m talking some Grace Kelly level of beauty. Jennifer Lawrence is a natural, effortless, stunner. She is an old soul (she’s physically only 23 but she’s definitely been here before) and the people at Dior were brilliant for choosing her to be the face of the brand. Anyone tells her to diet? She says “go eff yourself.” She is the most down to Earth refreshing young talent we’ve seen in decades. In. Love.
If Jamie Dornan Get 50 Shades, I Will Watch
Let’s be honest, we all know it’s gonna be shit. The only way to make this movie work is to make it NC17 and that ain’t gonna happen, so…..I honestly have zero interest in seeing it since the books were so awful, BUT, I LOVES me some Jamie Dornan from The Fall. A former model, he’s an amazing creep and just delicious to look at. I would contribute my 10 dollars to making EL James even richer just to see Jamie be naughty.
Huge Backlash Over Elle’s Cover With Melissa McCarthy
What’s the backlash over? Can’t you tell by looking at it? I can tell you this: Melissa McCarthy looks gorge on the cover of Elle. The big deal here is in the fat shaming category. People are pissed that a big girl, who is extremely fucking talented, is on the cover of a major fashion mag like Elle, and they bundle her ass up in a baggy coat, so as not to look as big in theory. Despite their denial, I totally believe that they covered her up to hide her, but she does look the hotness.
Gisele and Her Daughter Do Yoga
How cute is this? Gisele and her baby girl Vivian sit in the same lotus pose looking out the window. I swear my kids never sat long enough to take a photo like this. And PS? How does her body look like this already? FML!!