If you are a Downton Abbey fan (which I most definitely consider myself), you know that there is a lot of wine consumed on the show. Well, Wines That Rock, a smart winery decided to do a line of Downton Abbey Bordeaux’s that are inspired by French blends which were imported by the British aristocracy in the early 1900s. It’s a great holiday gift for the DA lovers in your life. They are already readily available in stores, but you can also head to wine.com or downtonabbeywine.com
C’mon women, we are more than just sheep looking for a flock to make richer, aren’t we? This is the most ridiculous venture within this franchise yet. The panties, fluffy cuffs, condoms and random fetish items at Hot Topic I understand, but wine? Check it our for yourself here. If you are part of the flock of women who think this is actual, good erotica? Then I implore you to get Anne Rice’s The Sleeping Beauty trilogy for starters. Even if you just read the first one, the Claiming of Beauty, you will get a taste of what real erotica reads like. Be on standby with vibrators or lovers because the breaks will be frequent and urgent. You’re welcome. If you need more suggestions, hit me up, I live for true erotica and I’ve many titles to recommend. This is not good erotica at all, it’s predictable and remedial. I would never let you down 😉
One of my favorite singers on the planet happens to be Gossip front woman Beth Ditto. She was a guest judge on RuPaul’s Drag Race and since I got a chance to hang with her I love her even harder. Beth is definitely known as an outspoken, party girl and unfortunately that caught up with her on Saturday night/Sunday morning. Beth was out drinking in Portland (sidebar: I LOVE Portlandia!!!) and apparently she was drunk when she left the Bungalow Bar and decided to throw her shoes into the street (scandalous, no?) whilst screaming, “Obama! Obama!” She was allegedly so drunk she was starting fights and kicked a bouncer in the balls. She was arrested for disorderly conduct and released. If she is convicted of second degree disorderly conduct she could be sentenced to up to six months in jail and may receive a fine of up to $2,500. There is a reason why alcohol is called “spirits.” Meanwhile, she is WERKIN the liner in her mug shot.
A drunk Norwegian tourist fell asleep on the X-Ray conveyor belt in Rome and apparently security and police had a very hard time waking him. He was taken to the hospital amidst fears from super high radiation from the X-Ray machine (hello? Pat down anyone?!) though they can’t see radiation damage now, call the dude in a year or 10. He is now being investigated for ‘causing alarm’.
Tara Reid and Jedward, a trilogy made in hairspray/bleach heaven, no? Tara used to be an actress, now she is Jedward’s hype person who falls all over the stage and continuously loses the plot. She wears every Jedward power band ever made, but with all of those, shouldn’t she be the steadiest person on land?? (via twitter)