For most, once you leave one reality show for another, it’s goodbye to the first one. Not in Charlotte Crosby’s case. She is currently on Celebrity Big Brovva in the UK (and going to be on there for a while the way I see it) but once she is done, she is being welcomed back to the train wreck that is Geordie Shore with open
legs arms. They aren’t stupid, the producers of GS know Char is the star. She is the Snooki of the show and they couldn’t afford to lose her. Yay. Why aye, pet?
TOWIE‘s Joey Essex has been offered a spot on the next I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Outta Here, but in order to take the spot, he will have to quit TOWIE for good. I am not quite sure TOWIE will hold on without him as no one interesting will be left! Sidebar? I feel like a pedophile posting this pic. He seriously looks like a 9th grader.
I have no idea why her name would even be in the mix, but apparently Simon Cowell is hot on her tail for her to replace Brit. Maybe he just wants a crack at her tail? I absolutely adore me some Jennifer Love Hewitt. I have met and interviewed a shitload of celebs over the course of my illustrious radio career and she has always, hands down, been one of the sweetest. Always. That said, a judge on X Factor? I don’t get it.
I told you all it was going to be a mind number and it looks to be just that. Ryan Lochte makes Honey Boo Boo and Mama June look like Rhodes Scholars. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. It’s totally Jersey/Geordie Shore in a pool.