I honestly couldn’t put two plainer personalities together if you paid me. Relax Taylor Swift fans, I’m not saying she’s not talented, just that she doesn’t do it for me. She is cute, she can sing, she writes hit songs, but for me she always falls flat. The Barefoot Contessa clearly loves her gays since she’s always cooking for them, but her voice is so soothing I literally can’t watch her without being lulled to sleep. Putting them together is better than popping an Ambien.
Okay maybe it’s a bio girl, but honey, she needs to practice before she steps outside into the real world. Where the hell was her mother? Better yet, her gays?? PS. This is what Taylor Swift looks like to me when she walks in heels, like a deer fresh out of it’s mothers’ womb.
I haven’t decided which new couple name I like better for these two pop peeps. It seems the pair are continuing their late night rendezvous and last night, Harry arrived at Taylor’s hotel in NYC with his overnight bag in preparation for his second sleepover in 2 days. So far it seems this fledgling romance is heading in “One Direction” and that is UP! (see what I did there?) (photo via Metro)