Jessica Simpson has stayed out of the public eye for a reason. She signed a $3m deal with Weight Watchers, announced to the world that she will be losing the weight slowly, the healthy way and I’ve already heard she’s lost around 35 lbs. She will be Katie Couric’s first guest on her new talk show Katie (yes, Katie has a talk show now too along with Ricki, Arsenio, Jeff Probst, Jenny McCarthy amongst others.) If you wanna see Jess? Set your DVR’s for September 10th.
Lafayette Whoopi Goldberg has announced that she will indeed be doing what she loves to do, acting, by reprising her role as Carmen Tibideaux on Glee this season. Here’s the big deal, she will be billed as special guest star and have a multiple episode story arc. Maybe she will give Rachel a bit more slack? HELL NO and that’s the way it should be!
Jay’s new show, tentatively called “The Brows Have It”, will be all about the now ex-Geordie Shore Jay Gardner’s quest to find the best brow waxers/threaders across the globe and highlighting their abilities to make Jays look the closest to sperm. Not really. Jay did announce he was leaving on the finale (snore) and made it seem like he had matured so much and was so committed to his girlfriend Chloe that he couldn’t be around the sex and general buffoonary anymore. Lies. He left to start his own show like Amy Childs did from TOWIE. #GetMortal #WhyAyePet