She made a career out of not smiling. Being the “posh” one, requires a smoldering face at all times, at all costs and now Victoria Beckham has been bending the rules (see what I did there?) It seems as of late, anytime she can smile in a photo? She’s all about it. Here she is clearly happy to be back on US soil, if only for a minute. Meanwhile, who do I have to service to get my legs to look like that?
OMG. Saddest day ever. Yesterday was hell for my Emo Child because her favorite band, My Chemical Romance, announced their split after 12 years together. Today we find out that The Spice Girls are reuniting for another tour, but without Victoria Beckham. I mean really. My faves have always been Scary and Ginger but it’s not the same. It’s like Seduction without ME….how DARE they?! Of course they wouldn’t just allow that to happen as is. They are allegedly forming a TV show to find someone to take her place. This is where it all goes wrong, jumped the shark as they say. Our girls will no longer be our girls. Can’t they just go on with life doing what it is they’re doing without messing with royalty? I am, on the other hand, looking forward to seeing all of the realllly bad Vicky wannabes on the show. I’ll tell them what I want, what I really really want.